Not complaining, but... 😏

I’ve had a very bad flu this week…

The WORST I’ve EVER had.

I’m sure I say that every time.

But this one was on another level. Still is.

…I don’t want to waste your time complaining about it.

I just want to set the bar nice & low for this newsletter…like most of my first dates.

But wow, I don’t know what’s going around.. this is not a normal flu. I wake up drenched in sweat in the middle of the night like I’ve been treading water in a dirty pond.

I feel like I’m sweating death out of my body. It definitely DOESN’T smell like “teen spirit”.

My energy? lower than low.

Anyone can beat me up at this point and take my lunch money. I avoid eye contact with the kids at the Dép, while I buy my yellow Gatorade and plain salted crackers.

But really I don’t want to waste your time complaining.

Ever feel too weak to turn off the bedside lamp that’s 4 inches from your head?

…or like your head is being squeezed by one of those claws, the ones in that arcade game you pay a dollar to grab a toy from the bottom.

Just brutal.

Anyways, I’m not trying to complain here…

Literally, I felt like this strain of flu can trace it’s roots back to the 1918 one that killed 500 million people. That’s how bad.

…trying to remember what it’s like to eat solid foods. A kid can dream.

Anyways, this week’s newsletter….

Stay healthy!

Jonny